$381,000 coffin nice but lacks features

For those seeking excellence even after death, a cell-phone-equipped golden coffin is up for grabs at an international luxury fair in Verona. Priced at $381,000. In our opinion a bargain at a fair aimed at the worlds mega rich. This kind of price seems a little low considering this fair is one that shakes out the millionaires from the billionaires , I for one would not be caught dead (pun intended) in a casket that cost less than a million bucks if i were a billionaire that is. This casket equipped with a GPS enables cell phone could be improved a little I believe ….I for one would like to see radio and Tv options so i can keep up on my stocks and current events … this could be accomplished by a pre scheduled auto tuning etc. Obviously there should be an internet connection, an alarm system and monitoring service, exhaust system with HEPA filtration, temperature control (in case they fix what ever you die of we can still have viable DNA for Resurrection) etc maybe a laser system to kill moles and vermin …and that should bring up the cost for this $381,000 coffin to a respectable $1,600,000 range where i could look at it and consider it a viable burial option with out my friends laughing at me for being cheap … or i could feed a small third world nation i suppose …

Summary- at $381,000 we find this golden casket with GPS enabled cell phone a bargain but incomplete as far as options and upgrades …. It apparently is not even equipped with any sort of propulsion system …so the GPS is not that useful yet. We can hope they see what it is we want in a coffin and get it together or they may miss the boat ….speaking of which should this casket also be sea worthy? I guess they have at least made a solar power option to charge the phone This could eventually become a very cool burial option and casket choice if they see the big big picture.